A guy sexted me a picture of his boner coming out of his jeans pocket, like over his thigh. I never forgot. Never forget.
THE DELICATE INTRICACIES OF INTERNET HUSTLING
Found some dirty haikus i wrote a long time ago.
someone put their dick
in where it does not belong.
i cannot sit down.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
no, i won’t spank you.
that is morally bankrupt.
latex gives me hives.
BINGO
broken witch says:
you wanna fuck your mom.
is she good looking
XXXXX says:
i think so
broken witch says:
obviously
by other standards, though
is she
XXXXX says:
yeah
she’s not insainly hot but still sexy
broken witch says:
yeah okay.
XXXXX says:
but i would do fucking everything to her
broken witch says:
tell me about your mom fantasies.
XXXXX says:
well,um i don’t really have any fantasys but i do think about fucking her *in detail*while fapping
fantasies.*
broken witch says:
thinking about fucking her *in deatail* while fapping is a fucking fantasy
now spit it out.
XXXXX says:
lol
ok
well,i would be start kissing her,then i would kiss lower on her chest.then i lick and bite her nipples…i kiss even lower so i taste her beautiful pussy
broken witch says:
that bore you
go on.
XXXXX says:
then i would eat her out untill she was on the brink of cumming but i won’t let her cum,i shove my rock hard cock in her mouth and make her suck it,when i am ready i will slide it in her and fuck her as hard as possiable
broken witch says:
what if your dad found out
XXXXX says:
um…his dead
broken witch says:
THEN WHO WAS PHONE
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citizenkaleigh-deactivated20110 asked: CAN WE BE OKCUPID FAVORITES? my username is ennuileigh
Done and done.
Jungle Spiders
- Jizzzbot: i went on a big vacay with my family and hung out in the jungle, that was cool.
- Boner Face: Did you get bitten by an jungle spiders. Did any jungle snakes crawl into yo coochie?
- Jizzzbot: if by "jungle snakes" you mean a Jamaican guy...
- Jizzzbot: then no.
milkytoasty-deactivated20141012 asked: Love your tumblr name, as well as your posts. Keep doin' what you're doin'.
Fuck yes, lady. Boozin’ and bonin. For ever.
Hallelujah!
Successful Troll is Successful, Take 1: Jizzzbot Vs. Unsuspecting Douchebag
- DING DING!
- unsuspecting douchebag: my cock is soooo hard
- jizzzbot: mm how many did you take?
- unsuspecting douchebag: of what?
- jizzzbot: viagra
- unsuspecting douchebag: none. you got me this way
- jizzzbot: would you ever consider having a threesome?
- unsuspecting douchebag: sure
- jizzzbot: with me and my dad?
- unsuspecting douchebag: are you serious?
- jizzzbot: yeah, why do you like that?
- unsuspecting douchebag: that's a little odd
- jizzzbot: no, it's really not. your dick would look soo good in his mouth.
- unsuspecting douchebag: but it's your dad
- jizzzbot: i know, god, so fucking hot.
- unsuspecting douchebag: if you say so. i've never been into the incest thing
- jizzzbot: how old is your mom?
- unsuspecting douchebag: 50
- jizzzbot: does she take care of herself?
- unsuspecting douchebag: i have no idea. i don't live with my parents
- jizzzbot: you're missing out, seriously.
- unsuspecting douchebag: you're fucking with me